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Joe Malarkey is a bad motivational speaker!

Joe Malarkey

  • The Worst Motivational Speaker in America!
  • Business Humorist
  • All Original Material
  • "Choose to Lose. "

Joe Malarkey looks like every other professional speaker.  For about 5 seconds.

Then he proceeds to take every trusted formula, good idea and motivational classic and turn them inside-out.  It is absolutely fresh, totally unique and audiences love it.

  • The funniest, freshest business humorist in America
  • All original material.  No passed around stories or recycled jokes
  • Leaves an audience charged, energetic and enthusiastic.

You've seen lots of speakers . . . but none like Joe Malarkey. His hilarious, tongue-in-cheek "Choose to Lose" program suggests that by lowering your expectations, you actually increase your chances of coming out ahead!

Nonsense? You bet! But Joe ties it all together with an important message: You can't let the chance of failure prevent you from taking the steps to succeed. His presentation provides the perfect tone for any business meeting or event.

Choose to loose affirmations, goal setting, time management, subliminal tapes, memory systems, weight loss, success and failure,  business attire, personal growth
  • Affirmations
  • Goal Setting
  • Time management
  • Relationships
  • Subliminal tapes
  • Memory systems
  • Weight loss plans
  • Success and failure
  • Business attire
  • Personal growth
Why would a meeting planner use Joe Malarkey?
Audience always want to know, "what qualifies this speaker to talk about my business?" And that is the key to Joe Malarkey's speaking career. virtually no one know more about the pitfalls, mistakes, honest errors, lapses, in judgment and lethal mistakes of not just one industry, but many. and Joe doesn't speak of those failures from a hypothetical viewpoint.. He has been there in the trenches, falling on the sword, taking the hear, paying the price and finally moving on the another endeavor. That kind of experience can't be purchased, it can only be endured.

Joe's experience runs the gamut of business. He has run small businesses that started as big businesses. He has been an industry spokesman when silence would have been the better choice. and through it all, Joe has one point of pride, one gleaming jhpo0l, from which to hang his coat of experience: I've never been indicted!"

As an entrepreneur, he was among the first to recognize the emerging Pacific Rim economy when he opened his short-lived chain of tall men's clothing stores in Japan.

His time spent in the advertising field resulted in many tremendous near successes such as his campaign for the alternative Meat Association, "Spam, the other, other white meat!"

He served with great pride prior to his removal from the board of Crockett, our largest manufacturer of slide rules. While his "why mess with the calculator when slide rules are so easy to use" philosophy did not result in the industry turn around hoped for, Joe is widely credited with obtaining a bankruptcy ruling that saved many employees their unemployment benefits.

These are but a few highpoints in a career full of easy-to-climb peaks and expansive valleys.

So when audiences are asked, who is the one they want to talk about failure from personal experience, only one word comes to mind: Malarkey!
Actually . . .
Companies and associations all over America have used Joe Malarkey in a variety of ways. He is the perfect opening or closing speaker for a convention. He is a popular choice for awards banquets and after-dinner entertainment. He is frequently asked to speak in the afternoon when attendees have been bombarded with information and/or training throughout the day. Joe Malarkey lifts them up and revitalizes them.

"Much more than the fantastic comic relief we were expecting, you delivered unexpected, immense added value."

Keith E. Steiner
MCI Telecommunications

"I would recommend you to any corporate representative who is seeking to add an innovative, dynamic, fun segment to any training, meeting or conference!"

Palma Posillico
Weight Watchers North America, Inc.


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